Doctor:Do you speak English?
Patient:Yes
Doctor:Name?
Patient:Adolf Bumin.
Doctor:Sex?
Patient:3 to 5 times a week.
Doctor:No, I mean..male/female?
Patient:Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
Doctor:Holy cow!
Patient:Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
Doctor:Oh dear,
Patient:No, deer runs too fast.
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